If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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