you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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