I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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