called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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