Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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