if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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