he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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