My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
