belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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