This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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