People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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