IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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