OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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