Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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