I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
