Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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