I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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