Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Randomize
