i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You don't make any sense
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Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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