You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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