did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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