we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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