he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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