I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
