Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
honey bunches of taint.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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