its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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