So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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