You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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