You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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