so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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