Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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