She said her name was "party"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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