none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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