So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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