Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
