So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
