I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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