Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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