weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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