I don't think brook has ever known best
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
