So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
is wine microwaveable?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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