oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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