How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
