Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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