life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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