my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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