i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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