I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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