At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
