Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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