Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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