whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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