ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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