I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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