He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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